Beep bibbity beep - this just in...
Not a lot of knitting news to report, so let's talk about other news. What a week, and it's not even over! What is to follow, you wonder? Groundbreaking scientific research, world peace, life on Mars? Hell no! I get my news from E!, people. Read on!
Baby news for TomKat - OK, let's stop right there. I can't in good concience even WRITE "TomKat." Who thought of that? "Bennifer" was kind of funny, but seriously people, give it a rest. Is it REALLY that difficult to say their actual names? Not that "Tom Cruise" is his real name, but who's counting? Anyway, they're having a baby. So much for not having sex before marriage, eh Katie? Take THAT, Chris Klien. (Some of you might be asking "Who the hell is Chris Kline?" You're not the only ones. How DID that guy ever date Katie Holmes? When your only movies are the "American Pie" movies, you might be in trouble. What? Who? Tara Reid?) Anyway, Tom Cruise is a moron, and now he has spawned. Not that I would actually wish it on anyone, but what happens if Katie has post-partum depression? Scientology to the rescue! Because SCIENCE FICTION is better for treating a medical condition than, you know, medicine...
Moving on. Everyone's favorite celebrity ditz and her husband are breaking up. Maybe they'll make a reality show about it. And is that picture in the link not the WORST picture ever taken? The sad part is, no, it's not. Check out Go Fug Yourself (not to be confused with my moniker) because it is wrongly funny. Read the whole site. Every day. Get your snark on.
Apparently Britney Spears' husband is a tool. Wait a minute, we all knew that. Except Britney.
And that, my friends, is the news.
Baby news for TomKat - OK, let's stop right there. I can't in good concience even WRITE "TomKat." Who thought of that? "Bennifer" was kind of funny, but seriously people, give it a rest. Is it REALLY that difficult to say their actual names? Not that "Tom Cruise" is his real name, but who's counting? Anyway, they're having a baby. So much for not having sex before marriage, eh Katie? Take THAT, Chris Klien. (Some of you might be asking "Who the hell is Chris Kline?" You're not the only ones. How DID that guy ever date Katie Holmes? When your only movies are the "American Pie" movies, you might be in trouble. What? Who? Tara Reid?) Anyway, Tom Cruise is a moron, and now he has spawned. Not that I would actually wish it on anyone, but what happens if Katie has post-partum depression? Scientology to the rescue! Because SCIENCE FICTION is better for treating a medical condition than, you know, medicine...
Moving on. Everyone's favorite celebrity ditz and her husband are breaking up. Maybe they'll make a reality show about it. And is that picture in the link not the WORST picture ever taken? The sad part is, no, it's not. Check out Go Fug Yourself (not to be confused with my moniker) because it is wrongly funny. Read the whole site. Every day. Get your snark on.
Apparently Britney Spears' husband is a tool. Wait a minute, we all knew that. Except Britney.
And that, my friends, is the news.
2 Comments:
Go Fug Yourself is awesome. I worry a little for Katie.
My dear, you seem to have a knack for this type of reporting...
Call me, we'll talk.....
Joan Rivers
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